Flesh eating disease - the term itself sends a shudder down our collective spines as we imagine microscopic creepie crawlies snacking on our innards until we finally expire in a dried out husk of our former selves. I think there is the potential for big money in flesh eating disease - think Hollywood starlets that are obsessed about their weight.
With some federal grant money into the cosmetic application of flesh eating disease or necrotizing fasciitis - for those of you who care about those things - we have the new celebrity weight loss program. There will have to be an intense marketing campaign done to educate people into the positive aspects of Necrotizing Fasciitis - but if people now are lining up for botox injections there is hope for flesh eating disease as a weight loss application.
Hell, Botox paralyzes your face - and you look like Joan Rivers but - here's the spin folks - it reduces wrinkles and makes you look years younger. What busy mom on the go would not want that? Now that same marketing approach and a few high profile celebrities behind the flesh eating disease craze, and it won't be long before people are lining up to have some microscopic creepy crawlies eat away at their innards just so they can fit into their bikini. I just want to lose a few pounds that's all
What would make a good catch phrase for the new weight loss craze soon to sweep the nation?
Flesh Eating Disease - gets you "World Vision" thin in one simple application.
Are you envious of the Ethiopians who can fit into their bikinis? - well be envious no more - Necrotizing Fasciitis - drop the pounds and get on the beach!
Make the Olsen twins look fat - with Necrotizing Fasciitis now in new cheeseburger flavor.
What would you suggest for a catchphrase - I'm on humor blogs .com and they are could stand to lose a few pounds.....
Mary Kate is that you???
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