George & Osama - an off broadway play

The anniversary of 9-11 was marked by memorials services, speeches and one very happy former President of the USA - George W Bush. Allow me to explain;



A key component of George Dubya's Presidency was him ranting and raving about finding the nefarious Osama Bin Laden. The man responsible for the attack on America on Sept 11. "Wanted Dead or Alive" was the mantra at the White House. And for years the White House used bunker busting bomb, after bunker busting bomb hoping to cook themselves up one reclusive Jihadist. But alas George Dubya completed his Presidency without being able to announce to CNN the capture of the infamous Osama Bin Laden.

It seems that former President George Bush has taken to fantasizing about the capturing of Osama Bin Laden in a new play he wrote, directed and stars in called "Mission Accomplished - A hero in the White House"

The play starts with our intrepid hero deep in Tora Bora armed only with a Bowie Knife and some bad intentions, fighting his way ever closer to his target - Osama Bin Laden.(The part of OBL is played by Mohammed Ibrahim Festivus Jones a 3rd year theater student)



Of course this being a play put on by a former President, it is safe to say that he gets the bad guy in the end and peace blossoms throughout the lands.

If you listen to former first lady Barbara Bush the play has been a great success.

"This play dealing with the capture, trial and subsequent execution of Osama Bin Laden has improved George's mood considerably. Prior to the play he would mope around the house. He was miserable and very irritable. Even Dick (Cheney) stopped coming round. Writing "A hero in the White House" has given George the chance to fulfill his dreams."

For the privileged few who have seen the play the reviews have been positive.

"Mission Accomplished George bravo!" - Dick Cheney

"I laughed, I cried, I peed a little - great stuff!" - Condoleezza Rice


There are no plans to take the play to Broadway yet, but rumors are circulating that it could be opening at Gitmo very soon. Perhaps as part of the Guantanamo Christmas Assembly. More details to follow.

--No theater students where harmed in the play, though a few migrant workers where shot by on overzealous Dick Cheney. Osama Bin Laden is still roaming free and is yet to fall into the arms of US forces.

Christmas in Guantanamo Bay

Well it seems that George Bush and his cronies are not the savages that the press has made them out to be. Oh his administration will go down as being the worst one in modern history, but do not say that they are heartless and don't know how to have a good time.

Recent information has just come in via the Associated Press website that talks about Christmas festivities that are happening at Guantanamo Bay Cuba. You have likely heard about Guantanamo Bay before. It's the place where George is holding all enemy combatants - like 15 year old Omar Khadr for the protection of the free world.

At Guantanamo Bay, the press has screamed that people there are being held illegally, and contrary to rules set out by the Geneva convention. Well the cries have not fallen on deaf ears. This years festive celebrations are designed to make everyone feel good about Guantanamo Bay again. The activities are being overseen by the VP - Dick Cheney and he has pulled out all the stops to make sure everyone at Guantanamo Bay gets involved in the festivities.

Thanks to Dick , there is no more water boarding for the duration of the festivities. Now people will be immersed in vats of eggnog. Reporters have stated that the sound of carolers in the camp drowns out the sound of those being dunked in the festive nog.

Government red tape and bureaucracy has even been kept to a minimum for this Christmas festival. People at Guantanamo Bay can now put up Christmas Decorations. It seems that even the prisoners are getting caught up in the excitement as this picture clearly demonstrates.

The Staff and residents of Guantanamo Bay want to wish you and yours a Merry Christmas.

Anniversary of that fateful day

Everyone older then 7 knows what happened on this day 7 years ago - you don't need me to remind you. The most influential day in our history , and if you can stand the use of an over used cliche - the day that changed history.

So much has changed in our world since that day, and it is not likely that we will ever be able to revert back to how we lived our lives prior to 9/11 - this is the new reality.

I'm a Canadian so I have a different outlook on this situation simply because I do not reside in the US. Your troops are stuck in a quagmire of a war with no end in sight - and that makes me feel sad for the troops. Men and women who are just doing their jobs and find themselves in the middle of a cluster F*** because of inept politicians.

There are people out there that fully believe and stand behind the logic and rationale applied by George Bush when it came to starting the wars - I speak of both Iraq and Afghanistan. There are others out there the "conspiracy theorists" that state that 9/11 was just one move in an intricate game of chess executed by the global elite.

Where is the truth? No one knows for sure. The one thing I would like to state is that when an emotional and traumatic event such as 9/11 happens it is doubly important that we don't let our thoughts and emotions get effected by the adrenaline of the situation. We need to let logical rationale thinking, and the asking of questions be our moral compass through the difficult times. It is when we dismiss outright the opinions and points of view contrary to ours that we show our ignorance.

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US Military Intelligence ?????

The guy who is in charge of intelligence gathering for the US Government has a pretty secure job. I mean hey it does not matter if you screw up - take a look at the latest Iran debacle.

For months/years we have been hearing how Iran will have the bomb and it is up to George Bush and everyone who loves America, to bomb the bejesus out of Iran before they attack us. This nuclear attack from Iran seemed immenient - we had to strike first. Hold the phone Martha- Seems that the information that was used to determine if Iran was a threat or not, may not have been accurate.

May Not Have been Accurate????! Would someone not think that if you have the possibility of leading your country into another war that you would have researched all possible angles? Guess not. So if you're keeping score at home we have - 1 currently active war based on bad information ( i.e hidden weapon caches of all sorts of nasty things ) 1 currently active war based primarily on finding Osma Bin Laden ( wanted dead or alive - to quote George W) and one very possible war based on excessive saber rattling and bad info with Iran

Talk about job security -
Conversation between head of US Intelligence and the President probably goes something like this...

Sorry George it seems Saddam did not have any WMD, and it looks like Iran is clean too, we can't find Osma - we've looked everywhere - currently we are scanning the employment roster of 7-11 for possible suspects

No worries - keep up the good work - we'll find/fabricate something - there's big money in war don't you know


Does anyone else find this concerning? If these decisions where coming from a third world country , whose army consists of shepherds with pointy sticks , that would be one thing. But this is coming from the lone superpower in the world. Now are you concerned????

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