July 9, 2008

Traffic Lights - Nature's Great Equalizer

Have you every noticed when you are stuck in a line of cars at a traffic light, that the person at the head of the line , i.e right at the intersection , always seems to be the most genetically and mentally dysfunctional individual out there? I mean clinical studies would show that for this person the successful operation of a toaster, would be stretching their mental muscles - so why the hell are they driving a car and how did they end up at the head of line?. You'll know when one of these mental midgets is in front of you, when you are able to recite Dr Suess' Green Eggs and Ham before their car proceeds into the intersection after the light turns green.

I think that these people use their opportunity at the head of a long line of cars at a busy intersection to get back at us - the rational (?) quick thinking population. Where else are we forced to rely on the actions of the mentally inferior ? They have very few opportunities to "stick it " to us - and God knows we "stick it" to them at every turn if we're able to - They know full well what is going on - They use traffic lights as an opportunity to abuse power - to have others follow their every move, bend to their will. This in itself does not surprise me - what surprises me is that these people are everywhere - every traffic light I'm stuck at..

AHHH Beam me up Scotty - there is not enough intelligent life down here...


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