The world of dating is fraught with many perils. I am happy to say that I have put the dating world behind me and moved into the "happily ever after world" if you believe the Hallmark marketing people. But even though I am not part of the dating scene I wanted to provide as a public service announcement some of the things you should not say during a date. Feel free to print out the list and use it as a reference guide during your next speed dating episode.
Things not to say during courtship:
1. "The Doctor says it's not contagious"
2. "This ankle bracelet itches"
3. "Is it ok that I brought my kids along? I could not find a sitter."
4. "I live at home with my mom"
5. "This crack is making me jittery"
6. "What's an HIV test?"
7. "Did you see me last week on Springer?"
8. "The judge said my ex had it coming to him, and deserved everything he got"
9. "Lorenna Bobbit - my hero"
10. "Did you fart?"
11. "I'm hung like a grape"
Got any more that need to be added to the list? The dating public need useful resources like these to help them find true love or at least get a quickie.
