PETA Urges Ben & Jerry's To Use Human Milk

Sometimes as a blogger you have those days when you just can't find anything to write about, and then there are those days when the blogs just seem to write themselves.

I present by way of an example the following headline:

PETA Urges Ben & Jerry's To Use Human Milk

Do I really even need to add anything to this? I mean it's funny enough as it is right now. Maybe Pamela Anderson wants to expand her role with the organization and sees this as the right opportunity.

Apparently milking a cow is cruel and unusual punishment - to the cow. I've had the pleasure (?) of having worked on dairy farms in the past and all the cows there seemed well adjusted, and actually eager to get milked. Of course it could have been a farm of fetish cows who liked their udders manipulated by large metal machines - I did not look into it at the time.

PETA states that the milk from the cow should go to the baby calf . Ok fair enough - but shouldn't the milk from the lactating human mother be used for her baby as well? If that is the case where do they propose to get this supply of mother's milk? There cannot be that many lactating women without children, out there ready and willing to sell any excess breast milk to Ben and Jerry's.

If this goes through as PETA hopes, the wet nurse market will explode and there will be yet another reason for people to swim the Rio Grande

Imagine if you will what this breast milk ice cream would be called? Ben and Jerry's has fun names to start with but this is likely to take the cake. What would you call it?

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