Halloween, All Hallows Eve,whatever you call it - it's the one time of the year when grown men can prance around in their wife's lingerie and make up, and not get added to the sex offender list. 
What is it with men dressing up as women at Halloween? I mean it certainly is anything but original. Any Halloween party is apt to have several hairy overweight men mincing around in high heels and fishnets - I'm sorry about that image - but you have to see the truth for what it is - and it is not a pretty picture.
Do you have a man in your life,or social circle, that dresses up in womens' clothing every year for Halloween? Sure they may try to keep it fresh and "original" - one year Betty Boop ,next year Pam Anderson and this year he's looking at that Paris Hilton costume. This is not normal behavior for anyone with an XY chromosone.
When you catch him prancing around in front of the mirror in your stockings and garter belt and he tells you he's trying out a new Halloween costume - in June - be concerned. I mean ladies - the manufacturers tell you that the fabric stretches, but your stockings won't be the same after that hairy, stinky creature poured himself into it.
Buy him some Cher DVD's and put a lock on your closet - you can thank me later.
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Yes Dave
just as the God Lord as commanded us to "go out and rule the animals", (which would include other (animals) who are Communists, Socialists( Canadians), Catholics, Those with more oil than us, and Yankee fans); I know you would agree with me that Paul's admonition to indulge as "everything is permissable" ,would not only include certain previously "forbidden" meats but other "forbidden" things not specifically mentioned in the Word of our Lord. The good Lord has wisely let us decide-true freedom!
Silly things from people who obviously haven't spent time in the 'Word' -get upset about these days like:
pollution, global warming, collateral damage and child slave labor. God is in control people!
This includes slipping a little bra on every now and then, or simply asking certain employees to, but ONLY if they need the extra money.
This is true freedom! God Bless America!
After all, did not the Good Lord allow women to wear our blue jeans? Grab one of our dress shirts whenever they want?
Why wait until Halloween to have a little fun?
Personally I just love the feel of silk as I sit in the Pews for 4 hours every Sunday.
Itmakes me feel so ..warm.
Kev
Well, I am a gay man trapped in a woman's body who dresses up like a transexual serial killer every year.
What do you make of that??
Offended - sounds perfectly normal to me - nothing to be concerned about
Speaking as a man - next time you find yourself "trapped" in a woman's body - use more "personal lubricant"
I was mentally and emotionally scarred one Halloween by a guy at a bar wearing a woman's bustier, garter, thigh high stockings and a THONG!! yes, his hairy ass was all out there for us to see way too up close and personal. ewwwwww!
LOL! There's alway THAT GUY at every party. He's usually the guy invited by a friend of a friend and enjoys his outfit way too much! : )
Ya gotta love him, tho!
Its really a hilarious idea to dress up as a woman for Halloween.
If I see one more "man" sportin' a thong, or fake boobs, or bright red lipstick and he ain't gay -- I'm going to kick the shit out of him myself. One more Dolly Parton with chest hair and I swear I'm getting a gun!
Not a country fan are you Angie :)
Can't say I blame you - you get the gun and I'll hold them down
I dunno, I think you look pretty good as a French maid, Dave. All things considered. Happy Halloween
Bill,
I'd love to take your compliment but alas my french maid model is simply someone who came up in my google search. Happy Halloween to yourself too :)
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