Halloween, All Hallows Eve,whatever you call it - it's the one time of the year when grown men can prance around in their wife's lingerie and make up, and not get added to the sex offender list. 
What is it with men dressing up as women at Halloween? I mean it certainly is anything but original. Any Halloween party is apt to have several hairy overweight men mincing around in high heels and fishnets - I'm sorry about that image - but you have to see the truth for what it is - and it is not a pretty picture.
Do you have a man in your life,or social circle, that dresses up in womens' clothing every year for Halloween? Sure they may try to keep it fresh and "original" - one year Betty Boop ,next year Pam Anderson and this year he's looking at that Paris Hilton costume. This is not normal behavior for anyone with an XY chromosone.
When you catch him prancing around in front of the mirror in your stockings and garter belt and he tells you he's trying out a new Halloween costume - in June - be concerned. I mean ladies - the manufacturers tell you that the fabric stretches, but your stockings won't be the same after that hairy, stinky creature poured himself into it.
Buy him some Cher DVD's and put a lock on your closet - you can thank me later.
