Tiger Woods has a press conference scheduled for today, and the entire world is a buzz with the possibilities of what he might say in his first appearance since his infamous martial "indiscretions" became fodder for the tabloids.
Thanks largely to some of our contacts in the golfing industry we are able to provide to you an overview of the expected content at the Tiger Woods press conference. Some of the media are thinking that Tiger will use this opportunity to publicly apologize for his many indiscretions but that is not the information we have.
We are receiving word that Tiger Woods will use his press conference to launch an exciting new product.
This product is one that Tiger Woods himself uses - one that he can stand behind and endorse honestly and truthfully. And let's face it Truth and Honesty are two values that Tiger Woods needs to be associated with now more than ever if he wants to rebuild his image in the eyes of the public.
Our sources are telling us this product takes advantage of the Energy Drink craze that is sweeping the nation and gives it another twist.
The product is a carbonated energy drink that the manufactures claim will increase both your energy and your libido.
With a patented blend of 11 herbs and spices TIGER BOMB manufactures claim that "pulling an all nighter" is now possible for all men over the age of 18.
Now we can all live like the celebrities we admire.
Who knew using a product endorsed by a celebrity could destroy our marriages and hurt those we love?
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