You just have to read the tabloids to see all the stars(?) crying about how they where abused as a child by their father/mother nanny etc. How they where forced into a destructive cycle of alcohol and drug abuse, because they where not allowed to have their own cell phone growing up in da hood. If all the magazines documenting the hardships of celebrities where laid out end to end, it would circle the world several times over.
If you want examples I have provided a few links for you:
Christina Aguilera talking about her father beating her for disturbing his afternoon nap.
Daughter of The Mamas and The Papas star talks about having sex with dear old dad.
Umm The Mamas and The Papas? I'm not sure the twittering youth of today have any idea about the group nor do they care. That select demographic tends to ignore anything that a) does not shower them with attention or b) happened longer then 48 hour ago. But I digress...
I'm thinking that the rash of celebrity abuse stories could open up the possibility for an exciting new TV show this fall.
Unless you have been living in Tora Bora for the past few years, everyone should be familiar with the plethora of Reality - talent shows that are on TV now. "So you think you can Dance?" "American Idol", "America has Talent" and on and on it goes..jpg)
Well it would seem that the majority of celebrities out there have been abused in one shape or form during their youth. What better way to tap into some exciting new talent, and exploit someone's pain at the same time,then to stage a talent show at your local Children's Aid Society?
Some of the names being tossed around by the studio executives for the upcoming show are as follows:
"Dance Orphan Dance!"
"Little Orphan Idol"
"Sing for your supper."
"Upcoming celebrities exploited by fat cat studio executives for ratings"
Winners of the new Children's Aid Idol show will get their own line of clothing, and a show on the Disney channel.
Everyone loves a good Rags to Riches story so executives are expecting big things from the show when it hits the air. Call your local Children's Aid to schedule an audition or see a live taping of the show.
6 comments:
"Dance Orphan Dance!" has potential. I could see them selling a special edition Elmo doll, with bowl of gruel, to help promote it.
Win a date with Nicole Kidman on "Dinner in Darfur" or kill antelope for children's burn center with Ted Nugent. Hell, I'm game. When does the show begin?
They might just as well go with your theme. They've exhausted almost everything else. They could have other whining people on the show and call it "The Biggest Liar".
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PakKaramu stole my comment!
FYI, Dave...Stumbled ya, so thanks for the Digg.
I'm still pissed about PakKaramu, though.
Dammit.
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