Breaking news on CNN this morning:
According to reports that are just coming in newly elected President Barrack Obama is believed to have had a hearty breakfast of French Toast with a glass of Orange juice.
Analysts are thinking that the symbolism of the French Toast is Barrack's attempt to rekindle the relationship with the people of France that has been sorely neglected by the previous administration. No confirmation at this point in time on if the President used Maple Syrup on his French toast in an attempt to gain favor with Canada. We will update that item when more information comes available.
The Orange Juice is an obvious attempt to reach out to the Florida orange growers who have experienced some difficult times recently and will benefit from the positive image of the new President relaxing with a glass of OJ.
Historically the butter that was used at the Presidential table was made in the US of A, but we are unable to confirm or deny reports that the people's President Obama ,has switched to a more "heart healthy " option such as margarine. Reports have mentioned that the lobbyist for the margarine industry has been seen leaving the Oval office. This switch to margarine from the traditional butter, can be another example of the "changing of the guard" in both political stripes as well as breakfast condiments.
To quote the American icon Bob Dylan - "The times they are a changing"
We now return to regular scheduled programing.
12 comments:
It might not matter if he chose margarine, if he's still smoking, you know. ;)
I'm so glad I found this update. I had been searching for this information all morning. I still need to know if he put his left sock on before his right, he is a lefty, and if he is one of those guys who puts both socks on before shoes or one sock one shoe. We need to know these things!
Boxers or briefs. I bet he wears tighty whities.
...and what about the beets? Is he going to allow beets in the Whitehouse now? This would ease the tension with the European sugarbeet industry.
Unfinished - it's a little known fact but the President has a staffer who pre-inhales his cigarettes. That staffer inhales all the cancer causing chemicals and leaves the "less " destructive chemicals for the President to inhale.
Jen - Boxers, Briefs, left sock right sock - there are a lot of companies lobbying for the rights to be the Presidents undergarment of choice - here's to hoping that Victoria Secret has not already had a meeting with him. - Maybe it's not tighty whities at all but lace covered frilly things???
Janet - no word on the status of beets at the moment. Just heard that cotton may be banned from the white house due to it's former relationship to slavery - stay tuned to CNN for all the details
There's an unfortunate error here. The President was eating waffles folks. So I guess he's trying to impress the Belgian Society of Infamously Oversized Waffles. ;>)
ROCKINROG.
That's about had bad it's gotten too. I just wonder if the waffle he ate with that stuff was an attempt to send a message to his Aunt Jemimah and Uncle Ben.
That's the problem with rapidly breaking news it's hard to get accurate news and visuals - I'll have the intern who supplied the waffle photo beaten.
Don- perhaps Aunt Jemimah and Uncle Ben will be important cogs in the Obama political machine - perhaps they will be offered senate seats ...hmmm
I hate the way the media is protraying Barack Hussein Obama to be like the great black hope for america. He hasnt even been in office for one day and you would think he was some sort of a legend. I say give the guy four years and then lets decide if he is another jfk? I mean yes he is an intelligent man and makes good speeches but will he be suckered in by the worlds elite like old george w and clinton was. I say yes because I belive in my heart that club builderberg handpicked barack hussein obama to be the next president of the united states of america. This has nothing to do with racism it is all about what I call classism ( I now that is not a real word but I will explain) The world is currently based on a pyramid system where the worlds top 3 percent control the masses. If you want to find out what I am talking about watch Alex Jones war games it talks about the us plans for a one world government and the book 1984 was written by an author who socialize with only elite people so they knew for years that this was being planned. Remember only an educated population can defeat the new world order and dont get brainwashed by barack obamas nice inspiriational speeches.
Curse you Dave!
I really wish I had written this post.
Thanks!
Thank goodness Obama didn't have sausages...
Good Catch Dave,
I also heard it in the National Enquirer that he's ripping out the torture chamber in the White House basement and installing a state-of-the-art Basketball court for all dignitaries that would dare to come over and play.
Kevin - FOX NEWS is reporting that Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has been working on his three point shooting.
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