May not be exactly as advertised - Buyer Beware

This post is on our cultures current obsession with plastic surgery - all done with the intention of making you look years younger, look hotter etc.

What plastic surgery really does now, is just confuse the hell out of any potential admirers. Are those her real breasts - or am I simply salivating over bags of saline??

So many people are having surgery now, that it should be mandatory for the plastic surgery obsessed members of our society, to carry a card that states that they have had extensive surgery and are not exactly as advertised. Perhaps it could include a checklist so people can see that this person is not a natural Adonis but rather a walking bill board for Dr Gonzales' home of the $20 butt lift.

I submit as evidence your honor a list of the plastic surgery being conducting now - list is provided courtesy of the American Society of Plastic Surgeons - and you know they would not lie..

* breast augmentation or enlargement
* breast implant removals
* breast lift
* buttock lift
* chin, cheek, or jaw reshaping (facial implants or soft tissue augmentation)
* dermabrasion
* eyelid lift
* facelift
* forehead lift
* hair replacement/transplantation
* lip augmentation
* liposuction
* lower body lift
* nose reshaping
* thigh lift
* tummy tuck
* upper arm lift
* Botox injections
* cellulite treatment
* chemical peel
* plumping/collagen or fat injections (facial rejuvenation)
* laser skin resurfacing
* laser treatment of leg veins

Breasts are the top three surgeries listed - no surprise there. I'm sure that us men and our peanut sized brains are responsible for that somehow. Women - if you show a man some serious cleavage, he will lose the ability to speak and turn into a drooling, frothing at the mouth imbecile.

It's a rare thing to see a natural beauty nowadays. Could you imagine for a moment the singles bar if this plastic surgery card was in place? Me thinks that there would be less cougar sightings.....

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