I have the solution to the rash of break ins and home invasion robberies that seems to plague our society these days. The best part about it is it is absolutely FREE! That is right, you don't have to pay a thin dime to get it and if you order in the next ten minutes we'll double your order - Oops got carried away there for a moment and was channeling the Home Shopping Network.
You are probably intrigued as to the origin into this fantastic break through in home security. Well let me provide this graphic as a means of cutting through the confusion.
That is right ladies and gentlemen - the greatest security feature out there is a woman with PMS. Now ladies I know you realize that you can be "less then pleasant" during these times, but this is your opportunity to let your family sleep soundly knowing that they are protected by your uncontrollable bouts of violence and hysteria. What Glock toting , underwear showing , pants hanging down to their knees bad ass is going to target this house? That is right none!
I also believe that in the event you do have to use your bouts of uncontrollable violence and hysteria for the good of your family - no judge or jury would convict you - they most likely will give medals to your family and an ankle bracelet for you.
Of course this leads me into thinking about the benefits of having women in the military. I'm quite certain that a small handful of women - laden down with chocolate and AK - 47's could have taken Iraq in a matter of days and crushed any sign of resistance.
Ladies use your powers for good - not evil and provide the round the clock security that your family deserves.
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(graphic courtesy of Dave's Place)
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Consider my x-wife the "round-the-clock Rambo."
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