With the global media collectively wetting themselves over the Olympics in Beijing, our poor friends the terrorists are having a hard time getting any press in the papers at all, especially with Michael Phelps and his current exploits.
I suppose one way for terrorists to get back in the news, and do something to restore their tarnished public image, is to host an athletic competition of their own. All the big organizations could submit a team , al Qa'ida, Hizbolah, A Random Group of Iraqi Jihadists, Amway salespeople etc. They could get together in the spirit of competition and togetherness.
I'm wondering what the events would be like at the Terrorist Olympics?
The Molotov Cocktail Throw is a big fan favorite - just be sure not to sit in the first few rows of seats.
Bomb Making - self explanatory - extra marks given for the effective utilization of livestock in the construction
Bomb Smuggling through an obstacle course of underpaid security interns and a radioactive x ray machine
Public Execution - fastest team to successfully kidnap a bystander, saw their head off and get a completed video on you tube. Extra marks are given for the most effective musical score and overall team synchronization.
Flying Events - no explanation needed
What other events do you think would be there? And who would be the official corporate sponsor of those games? I'm thinking it would be either a credit card company or a law firm. I'm on Humor Blogs.com and they are not currently a sponsor.
2 comments:
LOL!
I can't believe they didn't come up with this already!
Kirsten,
I'm thinking Osma could field a good team - if we look at the Al quaida training videos that run on CNN whenever their is a hint of any nastiness - they seem to be good at jumping over objects and playing on the monkey bars...
Monkey bars? How do they help in any training program let alone a terrorist training program?????
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