Birth of the Frankenpenis

We certainly live in interesting times. Just the other day, Scientists where able to create a fully functional rabbit penis grown from penis cells harvested from one unhappy donor rabbit. Don't believe me you can read it here

My first thought after reading the article was "What the @#*&!??" We have the choice to throw money and resources at eradicating a disease, or we can play God and try to make a rabbit penis.

Seems like the learned men and women have once again made the right choice for society.

It's not like the rabbit species needs any encouragement to fornicate. We all know rabbit mothers have births that rival that of the Octomom.




I'm afraid to ask how the scientists checked to see if manufactured penis was fully functional. I read an article in the Scientific Armenian that an intern was made to dress in a Bunny suit and parade around a room full of male rabbits and their new "frankenpensises". When the rabbits caught sight of the intern, the scientists could clearly see the success of their experiment.


After the intern's interaction with the Frankenpenis -they where shown a video of the Easter Bunny. The intern was observed to get down on all fours and present their rear end to the video screen, seemingly trying to get the video image of the Easter Bunny to copulate with them. It looks like a session with the Frankenpenis has had a profound effect on all parties.

The article goes on to say that the intern is expected to make a full recovery.

One thing that is clear to me about this crazy scenario, and why the frankenpenis was so successful- is that the penis does not require any brain cells to operate. Scientists will continue to try to replicate a human brain cell but until they succeed you can expect more frankenpenises to be popping up near you......