The anniversary of 9-11 was marked by memorials services, speeches and one very happy former President of the USA - George W Bush. Allow me to explain;
A key component of George Dubya's Presidency was him ranting and raving about finding the nefarious Osama Bin Laden. The man responsible for the attack on America on Sept 11. "Wanted Dead or Alive" was the mantra at the White House. And for years the White House used bunker busting bomb, after bunker busting bomb hoping to cook themselves up one reclusive Jihadist. But alas George Dubya completed his Presidency without being able to announce to CNN the capture of the infamous Osama Bin Laden.
It seems that former President George Bush has taken to fantasizing about the capturing of Osama Bin Laden in a new play he wrote, directed and stars in called "Mission Accomplished - A hero in the White House"
The play starts with our intrepid hero deep in Tora Bora armed only with a Bowie Knife and some bad intentions, fighting his way ever closer to his target - Osama Bin Laden.(The part of OBL is played by Mohammed Ibrahim Festivus Jones a 3rd year theater student)
Of course this being a play put on by a former President, it is safe to say that he gets the bad guy in the end and peace blossoms throughout the lands.
If you listen to former first lady Barbara Bush the play has been a great success.
"This play dealing with the capture, trial and subsequent execution of Osama Bin Laden has improved George's mood considerably. Prior to the play he would mope around the house. He was miserable and very irritable. Even Dick (Cheney) stopped coming round. Writing "A hero in the White House" has given George the chance to fulfill his dreams."
For the privileged few who have seen the play the reviews have been positive.
"Mission Accomplished George bravo!" - Dick Cheney
"I laughed, I cried, I peed a little - great stuff!" - Condoleezza Rice
There are no plans to take the play to Broadway yet, but rumors are circulating that it could be opening at Gitmo very soon. Perhaps as part of the Guantanamo Christmas Assembly. More details to follow.
--No theater students where harmed in the play, though a few migrant workers where shot by on overzealous Dick Cheney. Osama Bin Laden is still roaming free and is yet to fall into the arms of US forces.
9 comments:
I must have missed him capturing Osama bin Laden. How did that happen? Hmmmm...
Rambler - me thinks the capturing of Osama is a bit of artistic license used by the playwright and some creative CGI effects by the special effects team
awrite,
did he capture him ???
suspended disbelief?
Wait a second. You mean George killed Laura and married his mom? Thanks for that bit of info. I needed it for a play I'm working on where the drunken twins — Regan and Cordelia — realize what their party in Culpepper has wrought and consider entering the convent of the Church of the Oven of Peace to blow me.
This sounds fantastic, I heard Bon Jovi did the music score - how can you beat that? Really, American culture at its finest!
Dr Faustroll - I was assuming that George moved back into his parents house - but your theory that he killed Laura and married his mom makes sense too :)
Janet - I had heard that Elton John was in the running for the musical score - but if I was a betting man I would say that the score will be written by someone currently working at Halliburton - perhaps Ted from accounting???
In my version of the play, W falls in love with Osama, then wakes up in bed one day to realize his folly, and pokes his eyes out with red-hot shishkebab skewers.
Yours is happier, though.
Will George finally uncover the real killer of Michael Jackson? Will Osama find true love? Will Dick seek treatment for his BDSM fetishes?
Great Job! Funny! Loved it!
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