Celebrities with over inflated opinions of themselves and bulging wallets, have started the trend of adopting children from impoverished nations such as Malawi. This trend started as an obscene Hollywood version of “Keeping up with the Pitt- Jolie’s” but has morphed into an attempt to gain favor with a cynical and unemployed public.
Hollywood spin doctors can be seen regularly on shows such as Entertainment Tonight, spouting off about the new land of opportunity that has been made available to 3rd world refugee children. Before these children thought that appearing in a World Vision commercial - was their only ticket out of their current reality of despair and hunger, but now they can roll the dice and hope for an approving glance from a shopping celebrity.
One minute a malnourished third world child can be hunting for grubs to bring back to their family, and then with a swipe of a platinum Visa card, they are whisked away from their family and loved ones to live a new life under the constant barrage of the paparazzi’s cameras.
To quote Bob Dylan – “The Times they are a changing”. The authorities in Malawi have refused Madonna in her quest for a refugee child. Seems that her money is no good there. This refusal by impoverished nations to jump at the beck and call of the Uber Rich Celebutantes have made the rich and famous scramble for an alternative to adopting 3rd world children.
After several meetings with members of the WWF - the wildlife organization not the wrestling cartel - an agreement has been made that will now allow the uber rich to adopt and parade in public, endangered animal species. The bidding wars for the the cute and cuddly endangered animals, the animals that are guaranteed to win over the public's hearts, is expected to be hot and heavy. Wanna be celebrities will be forced to settle for less desirable animals such as the African Wild Ass or the Dwarf Hutia(picture below)
This new practice of endangered animal adoption by celebrities, gives the celebrities a chance to reflect some of their personality through their choice of adopted animal. "It will give us a better chance to get to know our favorite celebrity." If you listen to the Hollywood spin doctors.
Photos from an upcoming article about the latest celebrity craze is included below.
The more things change.......
2 comments:
You know, for her age Madonna is hot.
If she didn't probably have a bunch of VD, and if I couldn't stand up vertically in her vagina, I'd totally do her.
Or she could adopt me, I'm young enough to be her son. I could use the allowance.
Next thing you know, it'll be not so much a cougar as a cousin of one of the former mascot Trolls of the (Six Flags) Magic Mountain theme park up in the Santa Clarita Valley, just over the Newhall Pass via the I-5/CA 14 junction being "sighted" in La La Land ...
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