Satan - where are you ????

Inspired by the recent posting on I'm Sure I don't know which deals with the images of Jesus that are appearing in public . Jesus as a Cheeto, Jesus as a grilled cheese etc. well it got me to thinking - were is Satan , Jesus' arch nemesis in all of this?

I'm quite sure that if Jesus is appearing in someone's lunch and that makes the local news - this is sure to piss off Satan and he wont take it lying down. Why then have no stories of the images of Satan that some Mexican grandmother found in her tortilla made the press? Are those stories being suppressed by the Vatican?

Does the fact that Satan has not been seen in a Cheeto, or potato chip or even as a stain on the wall , give credence to the appearance of Jesus in popular culture? Could we in fact be witnessing a miracle? The miracle of Jesus in the Melted Cheese.

I thought I saw Satan at Humor Blogs.com but it turned out to be the janitor.

It's Back to School Time...

Well it's the time of year when the kids get ready to go back to school and their parents descend en mass like locusts, to pilfer and pillage the shelves of the local Walmart leaving nothing but expired meat and a book of Koren crossword puzzles for the latecomers.

There probably was more in stock after Katrina hit, then after a round of back to school shoppers. What the hell is all the fuss about? School has been starting up in September for generations. Now at the expense of sounding like a grizzled veteran of the Korean war - in my day, back to school meant getting a binder, paper and pens that is it. It was not necessary to get a lap top, printer, blackberry or even a calculator. Yessum we did our 'rhithmetic in our heads. Least until high school then it just got confusing for me...

You can't tell me that kids today are that much smarter then we where. Take a look at your neighbors kids - do they seem to be mentally gifted? Are they constructing a fusion reactor in their backyard? They're not? Oh I see they're inside on the internet. Don't try to tell me that they are studying either - they are surfing porn. Somethings never change.

Kids they are the future -- AHHHH - with a diet of porn and reality TV through their formative years we're doomed when they get into a position of power.

Are you frightened now? I'm on Humor Blogs.com and they make me a little uneasy.

Questions about the hiring of child labor

So imagine if you would, that you are the hiring manager for the GAP or NIKE, some large conglomerate who's fortune was made on the backs of child labor - you have to hire 200 people as there is a new Michael Jordan sneaker going into production. What are the hiring requirements?

Do the 5 year olds have to have previous experience in a child labor factory? Would a former member of the Chinese Gymnastics team qualify? Do they even have daycare in a child labor camp? or is daycare simply seen as another production line?

So you have hired your 5 year olds for the production floor - assuming that they do not have any previous experience you would have to teach them the ropes on some "sub standard products" I think that is where the plethora of dollar stores get all their products - and we the cost conscience consumers can benefit from their nimble little fingers. And for the grizzled old veterans in the child labor camp - the ones who have seniority and get the plum assignments - what exactly are the plum assignments in a child labor factory? I'm guessing researching play value on the Fisher Price products would be a good gig.

The have 6 year old interns at Humor Blogs.com

Must be accompanied by an adult to this blog.

So I fell to peer pressure and decided to see what my blog was rated - PG, AA, NC 17 etc.
Go here to get your own blog rated but I digress...

A second after I clicked the button I was presented with my R rating . Apparently this rating is based on the fact I used the word Death 15 X's, Bomb 4 X's , Hell 2X's and Murder 1X in my blog. I had no idea.....

The very fact that I mentioned a diaper wearing Hitler, Osma Bin Laden and the Terrorist Olympics, Public Sodomy and Flesh Eating Disease amongst other "offensive" items never even made the radar on their rating system.

That my friends makes me LOL

Oh yeah Humor Blogs.com they make me LOL too...