So I just read a recent article that talks about how Stan Lee, the creator of Spider Man will soon reveal the first gay superhero
You and I knew it was only a matter of time before the first spandex wearing crime fighter crawled out of the closet.I don't follow comics or cartoon Superheros so I lack any insider knowledge about this upcoming gay crime fighter. The idea of an openly gay crime fighter is amusing to me. What will he be called? What will his superpowers be? And of course what will he wear?
I envision that the gay superhero will have "design" superpowers where he will come into the nefarious underlord's lair and redecorate it. Change the look - spice it up a bit with some new curtains,throw pillows and bauble covered accessories. No one can conduct a campaign for evil when their lair is decorated with throw pillows I mean come on now.
What will he be called? Not sure - maybe something like "Bedazzlore" or "The Designer" We'll have to wait and see what Stan Lee has come up with.
His outfit of course will be what sets him apart from his super hero friends. Our gay hero will have legendary skills with "The Bedazzler" Being able to create breathtaking designs from the shiny rhinestones. Of course it will be his awe inspiring skills with "The Bedazzler" that will lead to the inevitable showdown with "Sequin Boy" but it is not the time to reveal how that encounter will end. Suffice to say that our gay hero was able to use his mastery of "The Bedazzler" to carve out a lucrative business for himself in Nashville.
