Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me.... I'm sure you know the rest by now - you sing along I'll wait for you......
Ok, I'm happy to announce that in April "Out of the Mouth of Dave" turned one.
I'm very emotional right now my eyes are welling up with tears. My baby one year old - sigh. Who would have thought that an evening of hot and sweaty quality time with a computer would have conceived such a miscreant member of blogger society? I'm so proud.
I guess this is the part in the speech where I thank all of those that helped me on my way up, so with no further ado let me thank - my fellow man. that's right if your reading this pat yourself on the back. Mankind has provided tons of "blogging fodder" with our steady stream of ridiculousness - Let me present Exhibit A - Paris Hilton, Exhibit B - Soccer Moms - Exhibit C Reality TV, a bloody glove and a partridge in a pear tree. Wheee got caught up in the excitement of the moment.
I think a birthday is a great opportunity to dredge out some humor nuggets from the archives pre 2009 for you to enjoy.
Beaten to Death with a Blunt Instrument
The Ultimate in Home Security
Good News About Flesh Eating Disease
The Good Old Witch Hunt
Transplant or Take out
Home Invasion Etiquette
Hope you enjoy the romp down memory lane in these posts. Once again I would like to thank all the people who have decided to stop in and see exactly what is coming out of my mouth. My therapist thinks it's an important step in my recovery.
