As any dog owner can attest, it is possible to know how your pet is feeling by looking at their tail.
For those of you who do not have dogs "Tails" are usually located at the rear end of the dog - that is the end without eyes, and they can range in size from a few inches to several feet.
Body Language based on tail position examples:
Tail Position: Straight out from body. = AGGRESSIVE
Tail Position: Partially lowered. = ANXIOUS
Tail Position: Up.Wagging. = CURIOUS/EAGER/ EXCITED
Tail Position: Wagging vigorously. = HAPPY/PLAYFUL
I'm sure you will agree that this can be a very helpful tool in regards to determining your dog's mood and attitude.
I would like to propose that we consider surgically implanting tails onto women. Speaking as a man who has been in a long term relationship with a female with 3 daughters ,a surgically implanted tail could have saved me much grief and needless arguments.
Women are a more complex species - admit it guys we're not that complicated. Give us cleavage and fatty foods and we're eating out of your hand.
But women are a different breed entirely. A violent hormone induced tsunami lies just beneath the surface, ready to be engulf the next hapless male victim. There is no sign of the impending destruction. On the surface everything seems calm. Perhaps a surgically implanted tail could avert a tragedy and give the man a chance to survive?
These surgically implanted tails could help rebuild the "family unit", reduce the divorce rate,and ultimately save society.
With such a big up side should we not at least consider this option?
BREAKING NEWS UPDATE:
My idea of a tail for females that would reflect their moods is not as far fetched as I originally thought. I stumbled across the follow product from the fine people at Kiluck corp. Seems they have developed a wearable tail that will reflect your mood. Exactly what I was looking for. Ok now it's time to raise the limit on my credit card and get a boatload of these tails for family and friends.
Think I'm making this up see for yourself....
Pin the Tail on the Housewife is now reality
