Well the marketing gurus over at Fleechem Uncouth Cockman and Knight are back with another campaign that will have the public eating out of their hands.
Fleecem Uncouth Cockman and Knight (now on referred to as FUCK) was the marketing firm that George Bush and his cronies used for the infamous "Weapons of Mass Destruction" campaign. The WMD campaign was seen by marketing experts as "groundbreaking" and "industry changing".
The success of the campaign was that where never any actual WMD found, but the public still bought into the concept hook line and sinker. A brilliant example of hornswoggling the public that will be referred to in marketing textbooks for years to come.
It's been a few years since their proverbial home run but FUCK is back with a campaign that will rock the very foundations of the society we live in.
Ladies and Gentlemen allow me to present the latest FUCK marketing campaign - "The Intelligent Celebrity"
Celebrities up to this point where only recognized for a few things.
If you are a male celebrity it would be your rock hard abs and chiseled jaw, and as a female it would be the size and quality of your boob job, or the latest candid crotch shot.
Now those marketing geniuses are going to convince us that we actually want to know what celebrities think. How celebrities feel about the issues that effect our lives. You know the issues - "How to lose 50 pounds in time for your leading role" and "How designer perfume is changing lives for people everywhere"
When the marketing campaign gets under way we can expect to see celebrities pedaled out on the evening news and give their opinion on current events so we, the great unwashed masses, can benefit from their wisdom(?)
Oh look tonight at 6:00 - "Paris Hilton talks about the crisis in Haiti"
Now that's hot!
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