These are exciting times we live in. I just read in the latest issue of "The Scientific Armenian" that scientists have created the woman of the future. The same people who brought us Dolly the Sheep now bring us the Six Breasted Woman.
Now before you send me any nasty emails - let me explain how and why scientists developed this woman of the future.
More and more women are going in for fertility treatment to enable them to have a child. In the olden days - the 1970's - there where few occurrences of people having twins and even fewer triplets. Sure you would see twins out and about in society, but they where considered a social oddity similar to that sideshow staple the bearded lady.
Now thanks to the latest fertility drugs, having twins is as common as microwave popcorn. Yawn. Hoo Hum Bla Bla Bla
Mothers of today are having litters of babies. Four kids, 5 kids and even 8 bouncing babies are all examples of a normal birth now a days.
Well the mothers of yesteryear where cursed by Mother Nature with only having two breasts to provide nourishment for their young. Today's births of four to six children at a time would never survive to a two breasted woman.
So the learned men and woman of various influential medical schools, put their collective craniums together to come up with a solution . And that solution was the 6 breasted woman.
This woman of the future - (nicknamed Dolly - in reference to the first cloned sheep not Miss Parton), will have 6 fully functional breasts that will enable her to provide all the nourishment that her newborns will ever need.
There is a wee bit of a downside to this story for the men out there. Most pregnancies today occur as a result of scientists working in laboratories, and not couples working in their bedrooms.
Soon there will be no need for men to play their part in the miracle of life. Expectant Mothers will be able to pick the father of their brood from a catalog. A "Seed Catalog" if you will.
Scientists are thinking that the penis will simply shrivel up and drop off.
That is a bold and blunt statement but there you have it. When I read the words I still can't believe it.
I think I need a moment to compose myself......
11 comments:
I don't think I'd notice if my penis shriveled up and fell off, except that I'd have to sit down to pee.
I would notice a six-breasted woman, though. I can't decide how I feel about that. On the one hand, so to speak, it could be a lot of fun, especially if each one had a unique feature. On the other hand, that's a lot of bras to unsnap and it could get tiring. I guess I'd have to try it to be sure.
Yes, but you know what they say, more than six mouths' full is a waste.
..beginning work on six mouthed man now...
This would be a blessing for women like Kate of John & Kate plus Eight or the Octo-mom or if a woman were to give birth to a little of puppies. Ingenious!
I don't think George Orwell thought about this side effect.
We all need to rally together and support the cause of the penis - otherwise what else would men think with?
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Science!!!
I'm with Me-Me, we must save the penis, some of us still like them, no, love them.
Sorry it was Janet who wants to save the peni of the world. Count me in.
SAVE THE PENIS fund donations will be accepted at Writes Phillipia....
Phillipia will make sure many penises are kept in working order:)
In this messed up and crazy world it is very reassuring to see that there are some things we can still rely on.
Men like breasts and women like the penis...
All is well with the world.
girls like she will be the pornstars of the future
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