As the saying goes "Dress to Impress" so if your choice of blouse or pants can sway the decision of the good Lord offering you a ticket to heaven, or a non stop express flight to Lucifer and his cronies what would you wear?
Talk about pressure... Would you risk showing up at final judgment wearing a baggy sweat suit - assuming that Jesus is more concerned about what is in your heart, as opposed to what brand of designer jeans you're wearing? Or would you splurge and cover yourself with bling and holy relics that you purchased off eBay in an attempt to gain favor with the Lord? I'm sure he'd be most impressed with that cheese sandwich that has his mother's image on it.
I think it is safe to say that God likes hats - big hats. Look at the Pope , Cardinals, Bishops etc they all have flashy "show hats" in their wardrobe. They probably have some insider information that we could benefit from. If God likes hats I think heaven will be full of Texans with their big "swallow your whole head" cowboy hat. Hmmm a heaven full of hat wearing Texans...maybe I'll call in sick on judgment day....
Other examples of brilliance(?) such as this cartoon can be seen at one of my websites http://www.geocities.com/davidp_crane
It has not been updated in forever but there are a few gems up there - take a minute to look at the single panel cartoons while you contemplate your wardrobe for the second coming.
BLA!
2 comments:
I'm neither the pope nor a peophile priest. I'm not from Texas, thank god. BUT I'm never leaving home without a hat again.
Good thinking Dave - you'll have one step up on all those annoying do gooders when Jesus makes his unscheduled arrival, There they will be without their hat.....
If word ever leaks out that to get into heaven you just have to wear a hat, there is sure to be some rumblings coming out of the Vatican trying to squelch the truth...
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