US Military Intelligence ?????

The guy who is in charge of intelligence gathering for the US Government has a pretty secure job. I mean hey it does not matter if you screw up - take a look at the latest Iran debacle.

For months/years we have been hearing how Iran will have the bomb and it is up to George Bush and everyone who loves America, to bomb the bejesus out of Iran before they attack us. This nuclear attack from Iran seemed immenient - we had to strike first. Hold the phone Martha- Seems that the information that was used to determine if Iran was a threat or not, may not have been accurate.

May Not Have been Accurate????! Would someone not think that if you have the possibility of leading your country into another war that you would have researched all possible angles? Guess not. So if you're keeping score at home we have - 1 currently active war based on bad information ( i.e hidden weapon caches of all sorts of nasty things ) 1 currently active war based primarily on finding Osma Bin Laden ( wanted dead or alive - to quote George W) and one very possible war based on excessive saber rattling and bad info with Iran

Talk about job security -
Conversation between head of US Intelligence and the President probably goes something like this...

Sorry George it seems Saddam did not have any WMD, and it looks like Iran is clean too, we can't find Osma - we've looked everywhere - currently we are scanning the employment roster of 7-11 for possible suspects

No worries - keep up the good work - we'll find/fabricate something - there's big money in war don't you know


Does anyone else find this concerning? If these decisions where coming from a third world country , whose army consists of shepherds with pointy sticks , that would be one thing. But this is coming from the lone superpower in the world. Now are you concerned????

Have to go buy a shovel so I can start digging my bomb shelter in the backyard. I'm on Humor Blogs.com Vote for me for world peace.

Yeah Kids It's Death Penalty Day

Where I live in Canada we have a bogged down and truly inefficient justice system, a fact that I am sure is reflected in other regions on the globe. The main reason why nothing every gets done is that the court system is bogged down with people fighting their seatbelt fines , or pleading insanity to that jaywalking charge. All these frivolous cases tie up the court resources and grinds the wheels of justice to a halt. I think I have a solution to our problem - Death Penalty Day. Allow me to explain;

Death Penalty Day would be a day where regardless of what case you are currently arguing about in court, be it the aforementioned jaywalking charge or 1st degree murder - (beaten to death with blunt instrument anyone?) the automatic sentence would be death. No trial , no witnesses, just read the case for the record, and ship the accused to the gallows. Do not pass go, do not collect cable tv and 3 square meals a day....

It would not take too many of these days for people to re consider fighting that speeding ticket and just paying the fine. Is $50 that important to you when you know you could possibly die by fighting it in court? Of course with the big backlog in cases right now we may need to have multiple "Death Penalty Days" to clear the log jam. Of course the actual date of the Death Penalty Day would be a closely guarded secret, if it wasn't a secret what would be the point?

For the bleeding hearts out there that think Death Penalty Day is too harsh - I offer an alternative - Public Sodomy Day.

The same principles apply in regards to it being a random day and it's sole purpose is to unclog the court system, the main difference is that instead of being put to death, you would be marched to the town square and publicly sodomized by a martial arts expert. The atmosphere would be like a medieval carnival - people would be selling their crafts , baked goods and pirated dvds. Families and children gaily stroll the grounds absorbing all the sights smells and sounds of another successful Public Sodomy Day

Which would be a bigger deterrent to you? My only concern with Public Sodomy Day is that it may breed a repeat criminal who in fact hopes that his/her case falls on Public Sodomy Day

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Exercise Routines of the criminally insane

Every once in a while you will the read the story about a mother and her brood of children that where beaten to death by her husband. This story usually unfolds in a trailer park - maybe one in your neighborhood. Now this whole beating people to death thing, got me to thinking - what kind of exercise regimen did the killer under take? How long do you have to train for such a feat?

I can't talk from experience but I'm thinking beating a family to death would take a person who was in pretty good shape - good cardio - can't gas out in the middle of a bludgeoning now can you? So it's not likely that someone who consumes a pack and a half a day of unfiltered Camel's is our killer. Thanks Watson! Hell I get out of breath changing the channels - what kind of shape do you have to be in to go on a killing spree? And think for a moment if the killer's secrets where revealed in a tell all book available at Amazon.com What do you suppose a serial killer's book on exercise tips would be called?

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The Olympics are coming - does anyone care?

The historic Olympic games are about to start and I think even Osma Bin Laden deep in his Pakistani cave has been caught up in the big Olympic hype machine - the question I have is why do we care anymore?

The Olympics used to be a great event of truly amazing athletes accomplishing great feats - now it is simply athletic people pumping themselves full of HGH, Steriods and masking agents that they have more in common with a pharmacy then anything relating to the honor of true sportsmanship and the Olympic games. It has gotten so bad that Chine had to institute sex testing of it's athletes to see whether they should be in the female or male events. You would have thought that the presence of a penis would indicate a man, and a vagina would indicate a woman - seems that is not the case anymore. They are so hopped up on hormones their own bodies don't know what they are.

Why don't we just market the games as a bunch of drugged up people running and jumping fast- put it all out in open . I mean is there anyone out there that thinks that there are any clean athletes in the Olympics anymore? I think that if you think there are clean athletes you probably voted for George W thinking that he was good choice for world peace.

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