Paula Deen and her latest admittance to using racial slurs has now reached a higher level of intrigue.
Paula Deen for those of you who are not aware, is not a platinum album selling rap artist. A career where the excessive use of the "N" word is necessary to achieve any degree of success and street cred with your "homies". No Paula is in fact an American cook, cooking show host, restaurateur, author, actress and Emmy Award-winning television personality.Paula Deen if you haven't figured it out yet is also white.
Racism has become an key part of her success in the kitchen. Our crack team of researchers (Me and Google) have uncovered a list of products that the white supremacy supporting Mrs Dean will not use in any of her recipes
Uncle Ben's Brown Rice - Umm Brown Rice? No spatula wielding Aryan would ever be seen using such a product. Try again..
Aunt Jemima's Syrup - This is considered by some racists to be a "gateway condiment". This sweet syrup makes good honest white children fat and immobile, while the grown up version of this drug - crack cocaine -makes mommy and daddy lose their self esteem and all their worldly possessions.
We wont be seeing any Fried Chicken and Collard Green recipes from Mrs Deen anytime soon.
It's also safe to assume that based on the evidence presented here, the Pillsbury Doughboy aka Poppin Fresh, is the biggest inspiration behind her recipes. Consider the following...
**Thanks to the twisted minds at T-Shirt Hell for the above graphic**
I'll show myself out........
